fartpiss:

virginia-woolfs-pocketswerefull:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

dauntlessardor:

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

….I have no words.

This is my new favorite thing

Gaaah

her fuckin mouth is dripping blood omfg

andrewmaclean:

pizza-party:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

Think about it. 

hahaha Nick Offerman ladies and gentlement.

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

“It is an amazing feeling any time people want to talk about my voice. All I ever wanted to do was sing(x)

thetowndrugdealer:

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral