I was so in love with you that I ignored how horribly you treated me.
(via confusingmisery)

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

Other people are not medicine.
It took me 9 years to figure that out (via girl-violence)
jaegerashton:

Over the course of Sunday I had 3 photos with Jensen & Jared, as well as autograph sessions with them, so I got to know Clif pretty well lol & when I walked in, he gave me a big hug and a high five. I asked if he could be in the photos with us and he said “well yeah, if you want, but are you sure you want me there?” and I was like “omg of course” So when it was my turn, I got up and told Jensen the pose, I said “so I’m gonna reach toward you & Clif is gonna hold me back” like, originally I had no intention of touching him, because I didn’t want to make him uncomfortable etc etc, and Jensen was like “no no no, GRAB THIS” and grabbed a fistful of his shirt and I was like WTF WTF WTF OMG, so I did & his chest was so warm and he smelled so good and WOW, and then he said “thanks” winked at me, and rubbed my back as I was walking out, wTF BRUH

jaegerashton:

Over the course of Sunday I had 3 photos with Jensen & Jared, as well as autograph sessions with them, so I got to know Clif pretty well lol & when I walked in, he gave me a big hug and a high five. I asked if he could be in the photos with us and he said “well yeah, if you want, but are you sure you want me there?” and I was like “omg of course” So when it was my turn, I got up and told Jensen the pose, I said “so I’m gonna reach toward you & Clif is gonna hold me back” like, originally I had no intention of touching him, because I didn’t want to make him uncomfortable etc etc, and Jensen was like “no no no, GRAB THIS” and grabbed a fistful of his shirt and I was like WTF WTF WTF OMG, so I did & his chest was so warm and he smelled so good and WOW, and then he said “thanks” winked at me, and rubbed my back as I was walking out, wTF BRUH

itsallink:

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fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics